"If I were the Yankees, I’d give him a blank contract after the year, and let him fill in the numbers. I’d trust him to do the right thing."

An unnamed scout (not Alphonso) talks about the Yankees, and the subject turns to Derek Jeter. Result:

The most fascinating idea yet.

Let Jeter decide.

Let Jeter fill in the numbers.

WE KNOW HE LOVES US. WE KNOW HE'LL DO THE RIGHT THING. WE KNOW HE'S NOT GREEDY. HE IS DEREK JETER. HE IS THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF GOOD ON THIS PLANET.

LET JETER FILL IN THE NUMBERS!

GIVE HIM A BLANK CONTRACT!

WHATEVER HE SAYS!

He won't hurt the Yankees, because he loves us.