Kevin Baker's book is here!

Kevin Baker's book is here!
"... an exemplary sports book..." Kirkus Reviews

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Wait'll we get our hands on those Toronto Blues; we'll make those miserable Canadians wish they never heard of hockey


Damn them and their earmuffs.
They think they're big. They think their bacon is better than ours. They think because they won in hockey that they're better than us.
Well, their rockies aren't as good as our rockies. Their geese aren't as smart as our geese. They even hold their Thanksgiving on the wrong day. And we have a surprise in store for their little team in Toronto that they call Blue Jays.

A little surprise called Mr. C.C. Sabathia.
And the CC stands for Clobber Canada.
America, you shall have your vengeance upon the snow devils to the north, and thy avengers shall go by the name of Yankees.

AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!

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