Monday, February 8, 2010

In off-season roster move, Arod adds Cameron Diaz to compete for opening on left testicle

The Yankees may have a new First Baseline First Lady!

Take that, Kate Hudson. Arod is back on the Hollywood prowl and - as long as he doesn't run into Kurt Russell in a back alley - he might be hoisting a couple Golden Globes.

Supposedly, he was glomming onto former Charlie's Angel Cameron Diaz at a Super Bowl celebrity mixer this weekend. Well played! On a bad hair day, (Think: There's Somethng About Mary) this lady can still bring her Shrek voice.

Our new good luck charm?


BernBabyBern said...

Now that she's dumped that Brett Favv-ree guy.

dadlak said...

She's probably just angling for an IIH Employee of the Month award.

Chris said...

I'll tell you who we need him to be with...Kourtney Kardashian! Khloe Kardashian worked for the Lakers, Kim worked for the Saints, now we need Kourtney in New York. Those sisters=championships