Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Darling ice dancers win hearts of Yankee fans everywhere

The glamor! The pageantry! The eyelashes!

Who needs spring training!

Who cares whether Jorge will catch AJ! I want to know whether Plaxico will catch Brumhilda on her triple vulvanic pancake!

Who cares whether Phil or Joba will make the rotation! I want to know whether Vladimir and Cokie can rotate on his double woodie!

Take your balls and go away, Joe Girardi. America has a new set of sweethearts. Forget about your make-up, Insane Clown Posse. America has a new set of face-paint. Sign me up for the next Carnival Cruise! I have seen the future of eye-shadow and it's name is Tessa Virtue.
Does "Dancing with the Stars" know the freight train that is coming down the track?


Anonymous said...

If I were younger and less married Tessa Virtue could put on her eyeshadow in my bathroom anytime.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't there mascot ice dancing?