Ten Positives of the Off-Season

1. We didn't trade Jesus Montero, Joba Chamberlain or Phil Hughes.

2. Unless Hank spends it on cigs, we should have mucho dinero for a rainy day... around the trade deadline.

3. The trophy toured China. (If we hook 100 million Chinese on Yankee swag, we'll never have to cut salary again.)

4. Andy Pettitte coming back.

5. The Redsocks beat us to signing Mike Cameron.

6. Curtis Granderson is a great guy. And he might just be a great player.

7. Look, ma, no steroid scandal!

8. Milwaukee is building a statue of Bud Selig, so we won't have to.

9. Lady Gaga is a Yankee fan.

10. Jose Veras is gone.