Did Andy Pitch, Or What?

Somehow, I got distracted yesterday after Swish went deep and saved us from the brink.

My distraction is called, " Crown Royal" black. A level of smooth whiskey I had not previously experienced.

Beginning with a celebratory shot at 4:42pm, or thereabouts, I fell asleep with about 1/3 of the bottle remaining and two uneaten, jalapeno pickled eggs on my couch.

So, help me out here.

Did Andy pitch?

Can he get minor leaguers out with regularity?

I need a bloody mary.