It is Just Getting Worse....

Yankees Get Maxwell From Nationals.....

Remember when we used to sign actual baseball players?

Now it is major Yankee news that we signed a dude who, over three seasons with the powerful Nationals, hit .201.

A Yankee spokesman allowed that , " Maxwell could make the team as a back-up outfielder."

Isn't that just awesome?

A few years back, we had career minor leaguers who could hit .201 blindfolded.

He makes Andruw Jones look good.

Our bench is to be the same level of threat as a canoe approaching an aircraft carrier, with mayhem on its mind.

Someone please stop this idiocy.

This isn't funny any longer.