Thursday, February 3, 2011

It is Just Getting Worse....

Yankees Get Maxwell From Nationals.....


Remember when we used to sign actual baseball players?

Now it is major Yankee news that we signed a dude who, over three seasons with the powerful Nationals, hit .201.

A Yankee spokesman allowed that , " Maxwell could make the team as a back-up outfielder."

Isn't that just awesome?

A few years back, we had career minor leaguers who could hit .201 blindfolded.

He makes Andruw Jones look good.

Our bench is to be the same level of threat as a canoe approaching an aircraft carrier, with mayhem on its mind.

Someone please stop this idiocy.

This isn't funny any longer.

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