As Jacoby Ellsbury - (or maybe Brett Gardner) - steps up to the plate, stepping up to the microphone is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.
The Yankees - having escaped dealing with Robbie Cano, between the ages of 37 and 40 - signed Carlos Beltran, between the ages of 37 and 40.
Time to work on those home run calls.
"AHHHH CARLOS BELTS ONE DEEP INTO (wherever it lands)." I'd bet everything on that oneFor Ellsbury it will be something shoehorned like "Ells Bells are ringing"And I don't care about McCann.How long into the season until John realizes that he misses Suzyn? I'd say he instantly misses the constant reassurement that he did in fact call every homerun.
perfect Mustang. It'd be "Brian McCann hit homeruns. It's the McCann do attitude"
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