Thursday, January 22, 2015
Posted by el duque at 4:11 AM
ARod: Yeah. Clear shaving cream. I know that stuff.
Barry: With linseed oil!
ARod: Twice-a-day! Cures skin rashes. Yeah, I know that stuff.
Barry: You ever try it?
Barry: Same here.
ARod: You'd get in trouble.
Barry: As you should!
ARod: I might know a guy who tried it.
Barry: Same here. So... how did your... guy... like it?
ARod: He could run through a brick wall.
Barry: Rip fire hydrants out of the sidewalk, right?
ARod: He could overturn cars! At least, that what he said. I wouldn't know.
Barry: Hey, A... you ever think about the Hall?
ARod: Hall of Fame? Pfft. That's for sissies. I wouldn't go in if they begged me.
Barry: I wouldn't go in to take a dump.
ARod: I'd go in to pee on the floor, like at my cousin's. That would show 'em. Hey, you ever know a guy named Headley?
Barry: Headley Lamar?
ARod: Chase Headley.
Barry: I know a Chase N. Sandborn?
ARod: Headley. From San Diego. He wants my job.
Barry: So... whatcha gonna do? Some of that... um... shaving cream?
ARod: I got a bad rash....
Barry: Well, I don't know about that... But I got a friend...