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Monday, April 18, 2016

Bryce Harper hits 'em where it hurts...

From now on, when Bryce Harper hits a home run, they should say he... a) "Jiggles the handle!" b) "Just added a new urinal cake!" c) "Goes number two times two!" d) "Answers to the call of doody!" e) "Goes downtown Brown Town!"

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