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WALK OFF WITH A GARDY, YARDY TODAY!.......HICKS IS HURT AND WILL BE OUT FOR A WHILE...OK WE NEED A RIGHT HANDED BAT RIGHT?...NOTHING BUT LEFTIES, LEFTIES, LEFTIES COMING UP AGAINST US RIGHT?.... OK, WHAT WOULD EVERY OTHER TEAM DO?....CALL UP THEIR BEST RIGHT HANDED HITTING OUTFIELD PROSPECT RIGHT?......THAT WOULD BE AARON JUDGE.....I'M IN THE CAR LISTENING TO THE POST GAME, AND AUNT SUSAN AND COUSIN SWEENEY ARE TALKING ABOUT LANE ADAMS!!!......HOLY SHIT!...IF THAT'S THE CASE, WE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, AND I MEAN STUPID!....EVEN IF JUDGE DOESN'T PLAY AT ALL IF THEY CALLED HIM UP, IT WOULD BE A BIG CONFIDENCE BOOST MENTALLY FOR JUDGE TO FEEL LIKE HE IS "GETTING THERE".....LETS NOT CRUSH JUDGE'S MENTAL PSYCHE LIKE WE CRUSHED REFSNYDER'S, GOD FORBID....... "WATERBOARDING" TORTURE WAS EASIER THAN WHAT WE HAVE PUT REFSNYDER THROUGH.
We are that stupid. To the point that, when an upstate friend suggested he come down to join me for a game at the Stadium, I hemmed and hawed and almost immediately thought a trip to Shea...oh, sorry, Citi...would probably be a better idea.That's how bad it's become.
OH GOD, NO JOHN, PLEASE!.... DON'T GIVE THOSE HATE-ABLE METS 1 PENNY OF YOUR MONEY, (NOT EVEN A PRETZEL)..... IT DRIVES ME NUTS, 19 GAMES PER TEAM, WE PLAY TORONTO, BALTIMORE, AND BOSTON...THEY PLAY THE TRIPLE A BRAVES, PHILLIES AND FLORIDA....IT'S A JOKE.
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