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Pull the string and she'll randomly say one of the following in a high-pitched voice:"I can hit more than Chase Headley!""I think we should ban the shift!""I'm trying to stay within myself and not do too much!""Slumps aren't fun.""You just can't predict baseball!"
"I'm trying to stay within myself and not do too much!"wish I had known to say this when I took calculus in college...
They need one of these in the dugout. Something to keep Jarhead Joe distracted so he doesn't overmanage.
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