Monday, April 4, 2016

BUZZFEED for the Yankees

Are you Kirby Yates or Chasen Shreve? Take the quiz!

15 Reasons Why Jacoby Ellsbury is certifiably crazy - but adorable!

12 Epic questions that Brian Cashman is tired of answering!

Poll: Which infielder should have been on Gilmore Girls?

10 Ways to know Jessica Steinbrenner is having her period!

These life-affirming A-Rod quotes are sure to brighten your day!

21 things that are completely weird about Chase Headley’s face.

You won’t BELIEVE what CC Sabathia has in his locker!

In epic rant, Carlos Beltran absolutely OBLITERATES the Kardashians!

Can you guess whether these Brett Gardner anecdotes are real or fake?

Mark Teixeira said WHAT about cats?

If the Yankees were a Simpsons episode, who would be what character?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

FOLLOW THE ABBREVIATION CODES:
1.) KIRBY YATES - "OTS" (OTHER TEAMS SCRAP)
2.) RONALD TORREYES - "OTS" (OTHER TEAMS SCRAP)
3.) AUSTIN ROMINE - "OOS" (OUR OWN SCRAP)
4.) JOHNNY BARBATO -"OOSAFAS" (OUR OWN SCRAP ACQUIRED FROM A SCRAP- SHAWN KELLEY)
5.) DUSTIN ACKLEY - "OTS" (OTHER TEAMS SCRAP)
6.) LUIS CESSA - "HNASAFAMLP" (HOPEFULLY NOT A SCRAP ACQUIRED FOR A MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHER)
............SERIOUSLY, I'M HOPING THEY ALL DO WELL, (AND I ACTUALLY LOVE THE IDEA OF GIVING BARBATO, AND CESSA A SHOT).....NOW, LETS NOT FORGET TO START TO INTEGRATE THE "EVERYDAY PLAYERS" OF THE FUTURE LIKE JUDGE, AND SANCHEZ....IF AND WHEN THEY HIT IN TRIPLE A, GET THEM UP TO THE BIG TEAM, FAST!...LET THEM GET MAJOR LEAGUE EXPERIENCE!....FIND AT-BATS, AND INNINGS FOR THEM!, IT'S IMPERATIVE!!!!!!!...STOP THE FUCKING WAITING GAME WITH OUR FARMHANDS!....ITS TIME TO SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT WITH THESE GUYS, BEFORE THEY TURN TOO OLD!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jessica Steinbrenner is the Yankees version of "The Panda".

Local Bargain Jerk said...


If the Yankees were a Simpsons episode, who would be what character?

Ok, I'll play.

Around the horn:

CC Sabathia - Jeff Albertson (better known as "Comic Book Guy>")
Brian McCann - Marvin Monroe (the Simpsons' psychiatrist)
Mark Teixeira - Troy McClure
Starlin Castro - Officer Lou
Chase Headley - Waylon Smithers
Didi Gregorious - Carlton "Carl" Carlson
Brett Gardner - Kearney Zzyzwicz (schoolyard bully)
Jacoby Ellsbury - Dr. Nick Riviera
Carlos Beltran - Bumble Bee Man ("no me gusta")
Alex Rodriguez - Discothèque Stuart

Joe Girardi - Moe Sizlak

el duque said...

Nice, but I would have Hal be Smithers and Randy Levine as Mr. Burns.

Girardi could also be Chief Wiggins... though Moe is nice.

And John Sterling IS Homer, with Suzyn as Marge.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


And John Sterling IS Homer

Ain't that the truth. Read the following in the Homer voice you have in your head:

    It is high, it is far, it is .... D'oh!