Friday, October 13, 2017

Bad, horrible, awful juju

Posted by el duque at 9:27 AM

This is how you lose.



10 comments:

KD said...

On the other hand, rabid redsock fan in my office assures me that the Yankees have NO chance. NONE!! so, we have at least that going for us.

October 13, 2017 at 9:41 AM
13bit said...

The News and the Post can be excused from any Juju power, any Juju-bility, from any capacity to influence JuJu in any way, aside from the very rare occurrence, such as "Ford to NYC: Drop Dead." They are null players, essentially dickless broadsheets when it comes to the Juju-verse.

Now, if YOU or I were to utter those words, grave consequences could ensue.

I cannot even share here what my procedure for following these games has been. I fear that even putting down the previous sentence could jeopardize things, so I won't say more and I will add the disclaimer that the first sentence of this paragraph might be a lie, might have been created via automatic writer by the ghost of a former NY Jets fan, or might be written in invisible pixels. Rub lemon juice over it to see if it's true. Eat this post when you finish reading it.

Today is just another day on earth. As an aside, it's too bad I won't have health insurance any more and that this country will no longer have national parks and national monuments, but who cares? We're in the end times and all will be taken care of by a supreme being who cares about me and you and everybody else who is currently suffering. Oh hell, I digress - today is just another day. 2018 is looking good - for Yankee baseball, at least - and I still have to see the urologist next Tuesday. Life goes on.

October 13, 2017 at 10:27 AM
KD said...

Good luck with that, 13bit.

October 13, 2017 at 10:45 AM
Local Bargain Jerk said...


My needs are simple.

I hope that Gregorious hits a home run in the first and takes the crowd out of it. That's all.

October 13, 2017 at 11:01 AM
Alphonso said...

I agree with 13bit. That statement was uttered by some lazy reporter who was desperate for a " point of view." Any point of view. It is idiotic, naive and irrelevant to say what he said. That's why papers don't exist any longer.

Predictable drivel.

Dismiss it. But do not dismiss what I say.

October 13, 2017 at 11:19 AM
Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...

I am such an amateur when it comes to Juju I am afraid to say anything. I fear that I commit a third grade reverse juju without even being aware if it.
Now Didi is the only Dutch player in MLB who was born inside the confines of the Netherlands. He is, obviously, from Holland. Contrary to the other players that are in the team of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, Didi must have inherited both the ignorance of the Lowlands as the ability to turn it into something spectacular. Hence his Cleveland heroics.
So without jujuing anything, we can leave matters to him.
Go Jan Kezen

October 13, 2017 at 11:21 AM
Ken of Brooklyn said...

I agree 1000000000% with 13bit, and of course, GO JAN KEZEN!

October 13, 2017 at 1:34 PM
TheWinWarblist said...

Dej Honkballers!

October 13, 2017 at 6:32 PM
Alphonso said...

Are the Antilles and Holland the same thing as the Netherlands and the low country? Are any of them Dutch?

Don't worry about making a Ju-Ju error. International rules differ.

I don't think you can hurt the team, unless you fall asleep.

October 13, 2017 at 8:28 PM
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