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Friday, September 21, 2018
But Can They Beat Us At Home?
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Autocorrect fucked me the first time I tried to post this. I take that to be a message from the universe to delete and re-post.
What I originally said was:
I hear that Buck has been mainlining Viagra for a week in preparation for this series.
On a humorous note, this happened:
https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/red-sox-fan-electrocuted-train-surfing-from-yankee-stadium/
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." -- Dean Wormer
Buck is still managing?
Buck who?
"Some threatened to kick out the windows, and Yankee and Red Sox fans started beefing with each other." Another reason why I remain a staunch vegan.
In addition to the cats and falcons, don't forget those bats in the belfry.
Well, tonight is going rather smoothly. Thus far.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." -- Dean Wormer
Ruf, the good Dean was only two thirds correct.
"I'm on vacation. I'm having another glass of wine." -- TWW
A little piping hot lasagna ...
Okay, that's enough lasagna.
Piping hot platter of Voit!
The bullpen is giving me a hangover.
The Stink is creeping in...
This is repulsive. I'm going to bed.
Stink, Stank, Stench.
No. No. No more Toonces. Please. No more.
HOW CAN A TEAM THIS BAD HAVE 94 WINS!?!?!??? THE WORST TEAM EVER IN MLB HISTORY SCORED 6 RUNS OFF THE BULLPEN!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! AHH! AHHH!!! Aha-ah-haaaaa!! HaaHaahahahahaaaaaaaaahhhh!!
AAaAhhaaaa-haha-haaa-hhhhhHHHHHHHHaaaaAAHHHHHHHHHHHaaaa-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaAaAaHaHaHaaaAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!
I'm gonna barf.
And the last thing that train-surfing Red Sox fan saw was his team get beat, 10-1. By the Yankees.
Somehow, that just makes it perfect.
Wow, Hoss, you just took schadenfreude to a whole new level.
I love it.
And what, Stratman, is wrong with Schadenfreude? We need a little Freude (joy) in these Schatten (shadow)-filled hours, even if it is a bit dark.
Sorry, that was pretty tasteless. It was just such a completely stupid thing to do.
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