Sunday, September 9, 2018

If I Say .181......

What do you say?


Alphonso - " get that asshole out of the line-up."

Boonie -  " there is a great hitter in there, and we just have to bring him out."

ESPN -"Sanchez's batting average has actually worsened since he came back from his injury."

Cashman = " I hope some reporter doesn't' start figuring out what we are paying  this guy, relative to how he is performing."

Hal- " He's going to be fine.  Remember his rookie year?"

Joe Girardi -  " I'm trying to be fair and balanced, but this guy is the worst catcher I have ever seen."

Receptionist - " do you think he has "photos ( you know the kind ) of Boone or Cashman that force them to play him and speak well of him?"

Red Sox Fan - " we are blessed by the Pope that the Yankees refuse to see how lame this guy is."

President Trump - " This guy is great.  He is absolutely great. Sensational.  Is he an American?"

Lady Ga Ga - " .181 is is batting avergage, stupid. "

Jesus Montero - " Holy shit.  I am better than this guy "

11 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Jay Z. - "I can make you more money in another market besides New York."

Pedro Martinez, on ESPN - "You should be embarrassed. .181? Seriously? And, those passed balls are not the pitchers' fault. You have attitude issues. You are embarrassing the game."

George M. Steinbrenner - "I'm going to come back from the dead and 1) kick your ass, 2) fire Boone's ass, 3) fire Cashman's ass, and 4) lecture my son Hal's ass."

Casey Stengel - "Can't this guy catch a ball? Just bench him and play Romine."

Yogi Berra - "He keeps putting his glove where the ball isn't. Just bench him and play Romine."

Joe Torre - "There's no issue here. Just bench him and play Romine."

Joe Girardi - "We're doing to look at this closely. Until our research is done, we'll just bench him and play Romine."

Local Bargain Jerk said...


...Under Girardi, "doing" should be "going". Sorry, no ability to edit...

TheWinWarblist said...

Don't worry LBJ; Girardi is an idiot. "Doing" scans just fine. But he did hit a triple in the W.S. and will always be a True Yankee Hero, albeit an idiot.

Unsustainable BABIP said...

Stephen Drew: shit, even I could do that.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I say:

—But Romine's not the answer.

Romine: 258 games caught 152 steal attempts 34 caught stealing 22 percent

Sanchez: 200 games caught 124 steal attempts 44 caught stealing 35 percent

The league average is 28 percent. Meaning we go from a catcher who is 25 percent BETTER than the league at catching runners, to one who is 21 percent WORSE.

Even figuring in the passed balls, that doesn't help much. And when it comes to getting a better game out of the pitchers...

Look, you guys convinced me before: At this point, we can't even trade Sanchez for a Pineda level player. We're sure as hell not going to snap our fingers and get Realmuto.

And even if Romine WERE the answer, we have nobody around to even spell him.

Can't deal him, don't have anybody else. We will just have to fix the son-of-a-bitch.

This is the moment when the Yankees, as an organization, need to take a stand, and not just with Sanchez: The wholesale deterioration of our great young players will stop right now and reverse, dammit, or we're going to go another nine years without winning bupkus.

I believe they told Col. Joshua Chamberlain similar words about holding the left flank of the Union Army at Gettysburg. Only, you know, without the "bupkus."

KD said...

Hoss, you are right abut the organization needing to take a stand and somehow reverse course on player development. if we don't do that, not only will we not win bupkus, we won't even win the square root of bupkus. yes. it's that bad.

Sancho did do better under Binders than Ma. Is Binders the Sancho Whisperer? I say hire Binders in the off season to fix Sanchez. The dude is already broken. what harm could it do?

KD said...

and LBJ? you are so much more than a typo. I am anxiously awaiting your next big splash. hey, here's an idea!

how long has it been since duque did a IIH Yankeeography? maybe you two could collaborate on Jogginson Cano? That is long overdue. you guys could really do something killer.

ranger_lp said...

As for players getting along with Boone, I keep getting the notion that Joey Binders lit a fire under Sanchez and got results. Even if it meant embarrassing someone. As for Boone, he's so passive that he couldn't light a cigarette lighter under anyone.

Alphonso said...

LBJ - I love the Yogi comment.

HOSS - Joshua Lawerence Chamberlain has always been my hero, and it is pleasing to hear any reference to him. I think he could have played third.

13bit said...

Carvel counter guy: “he comes in every night”

Billy Martin: “Just hold him down for a second. I’ll be right there.”

Scott Boras: “let me show you this statistical workup on him”

Hal Steinbrenner: “Huh?”

The Master: “We all KNOW what he’s capable of.”

Dairy Queen counter guy: “we see him every day.”

Robinson Cano: “He really hustles.”




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