More Signs of the Apocalypse

So, not only is Boston playing record-setting baseball while we collapse, but gigantic rats have begun to roam freely around the Fenway Park outfield and dugouts.

Meanwhile, over 80 houses have exploded deep in Red Sox territory, necessitating the complete black out and evacuation of three towns with a total population of over 100,000.

This was blamed on "uneven gas line pressure."

Uh-huh.

Something's coming folks, and it ain't pretty.

For that matter, a red heifer was recently born in Israel.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7217719/bible-prophecy-apocalypse-firs-red-heifer-born-israel/

You will note the color, please:  red.  Has anyone checked to see if there's a "B" on its underbelly, right next to the "666"?

For that matter, has Aaron Judge REALLY been out for seven weeks?  Or was it just that one day they walked into the locker room and found a gigantic, empty suit of clothes and shoes where he had been standing only a moment before?

And why do you think this team won't tell us a damned thing about where Ellsbury is????

Let's face it, folks, it's the Rapture.  And if you think the likes of "Gary Sanchez" and "Greg Bird" are really who they're supposed to be—as opposed to horrible, demonic wraiths taking on their forms—well then you have another think coming, my friends.

Repent!  Repent before it's too late!!!