Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself.
—Walt Whitman
Just pass this SIMPLE TEST and YOU may be qualified to become the manager of the NEW YORK YANKEES!
All you have to do is answer "Yes" or "No" to each of the following statements
—Today's game was important for winning home-field advantage in the Bud Selig One-Game Wild Card Play-In, so we should have kept in one of our leading starters to throw 107 pitches.
—Today's game was one more in a strong of unimportant games to play out the string, so it was a good idea to bring in the likes of A.J. Cole, Tommy Kahnle, and Luis Cessa with the game still in the balance.
—Today's game was not in the least important, so it is just as well that we rested our two Aarons, Judge and Hicks.
—Today's game was very important, so it is good that we pinch-hit both Judge and Hicks.
—Today's game was what it was...so by all means, Neil Walker should be in the lineup.
If you answered "YES!" to all of the above, you are qualified to manage the NEW YORK YANKEES!
Congratulations, and be sure to tell ALL your friends and relatives. Because chances are, THEY TOO are qualified to manages the NEW YORK YANKEES!!
Sunday, September 23, 2018
You, Too, Can Be A YANKEES Manager!!!
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—Today's game was important for winning home-field advantage in the Bud Selig One-Game Wild Card Play-In, so we should have kept in one of our leading starters to throw 107 pitches.
FUCK YEAH! INDIVIDUAL WINS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE TEAM!
—Today's game was one more in a strong of unimportant games to play out the string, so it was a good idea to bring in the likes of A.J. Cole, Tommy Kahnle, and Luis Cessa with the game still in the balance.
YOU BET! Gotta assess the future, you know.
—Today's game was not in the least important, so it is just as well that we rested our two Aarons, Judge and Hicks.
OK well Judge can't pull the ball so maybe resting the wrist is good. Hicks hurt his ankle yesterday so a day off is also OK. Risk that for more health for the final push.
—Today's game was very important, so it is good that we pinch-hit both Judge and Hicks.
OH YEAH! Time to cover my ass and hope for lightning in a bottle.
—Today's game was what it was...so by all means, Neil Walker should be in the lineup.
When should you EVER leave Walker out of the lineup? He's one of our 10-home-runs guys, for fuck's sake.
Where's my contract?
It's in the mail! All you have to do is to send a mere $1,000 to the Nigerian post box number provided by this website, and you will get your Official Yankees Manager certificate!
Awww shucks...thanks! The rubber check is in the mail.
I'm so happy to hear that! I thought you had to be a born-rich white guy who grew up in a gated community like the Yankee leadership.
I also heard if you had any managing experience, that was a deal killer.
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Where is the. Yankee pride
Come on I don't care who the Orioles are pitching. Yankees don't have that killer instinct that Boston Astros Oakland or rays have. Yankees rely on one thing. Home runs. If they r hot it's good. Outside of that they r a bust .case in point and bar on second .No outs how bout bunt him over he's on third then hit for the moon.boone stands r here and blows bubbles
Sorry situation.culture has to change nothing but excuses. Its sad
Its. Hard to watch and now the rays. For. 4 ..and Red Sox. For 3.our .let's see if they man up
And pretty much everybody they DID pitch, Cisco, had an ERA of over 4, and often of more than 5.
Sometimes, Yankee "fans" make me wish I was not a Yankee fan.
My Exact thoughts, never thought I would rather have Joe G in the dug out!
Seems like a lot of the lost games this year, was the fault of Boone and Rothschild!
Poor judgement of the pitching staff!
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