From the comments section, by Doug K
Hot stove limerick
We all know that it's time to trade Gary
But the return that we get will be scary
While he can't field or hit
And his attitude's shit
Brian sucks, so we need to be wary.
Hot stove Haiku
Not enough Thunder
An aging Gardner departs.
There will be no reign
Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lonn A. Trost Chief Operating Officer and General Counsel
Lonn A. Trost Chief Operating Officer and General Counsel who?
Lonn A. Trost Chief Operating Officer and General Counsel who continually advises Hal to prioritize profits over investing, at a minimum, a percentage of earnings commensurate with the money brought in on par with the other teams in MLB which would allow us a payroll in the area of 300 million dollars and ensure that we never have to deal with holes or dumpster dive.
Posts
6 comments:
Food Stamps Hal returns.
Realmuto will never be
Coming to NY
There once was an owner named "Cheapo"
And he bought us a pitcher named "Chapo"
Who would blow the big names, despite his cool name
Now we're stuck with a season of crappo.
That was a haiku and then a limerick, by the way, in case you didn't know. I think that Doug's post was a grand idea. I'll be working on a series of sonnets next, followed by some experimental mixed media pieces, with synthesizer and tin foil components, followed by a a suite of full orchestral symphonies - ALL devoted to the crazy notion that Brian Cashman is a horse's ass who must be expunged from the imperial village of Yanqui.
Brilliant, guys! I especially liked Duque's haiku, and its play on words.
I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
LOTTO, lottery,jackpot.
Hello all my viewers, I am very happy for sharing this great testimonies,The best thing that has ever happened in my life is how I win the lottery euro million mega jackpot. I am a Woman who believe that one day I will win the lottery. finally my dreams came through when I email believelovespelltemple@gmail.com and tell him I need the lottery numbers. I have spend so much money on ticket just to make sure I win. But I never know that winning was so easy until the day I meant the spell caster online which so many people has talked about that he is very great in casting lottery spell, . so I decide to give it a try.I contacted this great Dr Believe and he did a spell and he gave me the winning lottery numbers. But believe me when the draws were out I was among winners. I win 30,000 million Dollar. Dr Believe truly you are the best, all thanks to you forever
Post a Comment