Thursday, November 1, 2007

Breaking: He's Back, back, back-


Today we activated Carol Pavano from the 60-day Bizzbag.

Expect a booster shot for the Girardi Jihad (what we should call it?) in time for the playoffs!

More importantly, it takes a load off the minds of Yank fans, who worry about The Yankee Quitter.

Get well, Carol.

4 comments:

Stang said...

This is great news. But don't be disappointed if he's not lights out right away. Sometimes pitchers get a little rusty after a two, three year layoff.

rap said...

Never a good idea to smoke crack while posting.

Anonymous said...

More posts about Fred Thompson's hot wife plz.

Anonymous said...

You guys are way off base ( note; baseball term );

Our starting pitchers in 2008 will be as follows:

1. Pavano ( he was number one last year in game one, remember?)

2. Clemens ( we'll squeeze one more half year out of the Rocket for no more than $20 million ).

3. Mussina ( Don't you just love that " coming to set" drill he taught Ian Kennedy?)

4. Chin Ming Wong ( he'll redeem himself against Tampa Bay )

5. Andy Pettitte ( one can only hope)

The Scranton guys will be awesome.

- Edwar Ramirez ( still working on a second pitch )