Sunday, April 12, 2009

Ruh-Roh: Pedroia Rips His Home Town After His Brother's Arrest on Sex Charges


He calls his home town a dump, then tries to wheedle out of it.
He calls Arod a "dork," then tries to wheedle out of it.
Why is he angry? Because the local paper reported that his brother was arrested for doing a minor.

1 comment:

Ethics Prof. Fonz said...

Doing a minor what?

Is his brother a minor? A miner ?

Is he, just maybe, a "little person" who has been mistaken for a miner or doing minors because he is a miner?

What gender was/is the moaner, er minor?

Where, exactly, was the miner/minor/moaner done?

If it was in a Red State, does it really count? Does it really matter?

Isn't "family lovin" with miners and minors acceptable and normal in certain counties of Arkansas, for example?

The Courts uphold marriages between 58 year old miners and 8 year old minors in Saudia Arabia.

Why should that be different in certain counties of Red States?

I know enough not to root for the dirty little Red sock, but is his brother also dirty?

This is major.