Seasoned alchies realize that a 7-day vaca-binge occasionally requires the playing of "Drunk Possum:" You pretend to be out-of-skull, fall-down, speaking-in-tongues drunk... while wide awake and shrewdly probing your enemies for soft underbellies of weakness.
13 CLASSIFIED SECRETS OF REDSOCK FANS.
9. They view Steven Tyler as the ugliest rock star ever... even uglier than Elvis Costello and the guy who fronted for the Cars.
12. They wish Jeter was a Redsock.
13. They are terrified about going 8-0 against us... and still being in second.