LIVE YANKEE IN-GAME CHAT: TONIGHT AT 7:45

LIVE YANKEE IN-GAME CHAT: TONIGHT AT 7:45

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Our third streak of the year is in full bloom

We had the Cervelli streak in May, the dead celebrities streak in June and now the Pope-broken-wrist streak in July.

Since the Pope broke his wrist -- thus, he cannot pray against us, in case that's what he was doing (say, can we check records against Popes? It just seems as though we did a lot better with the old Pope, the real Pope, as far as I'm concerned. This guy hasn't done a thing for us. The best deal we've gotten from him is the broken wrist streak.)

We have a minor league pitcher named Pope. If this streak ends, maybe we should break his wrist?

Not sure about this. Posted while drinking.

5 comments:

Wondercat said...

Just as I was in favor of killing any celebrities necessary last month, I am in favor of breaking the wrists of any and all religious leaders this month.

Oh what, you are guys are just gonna stand there and pretend like thats not how it works. Grow up. Seriously, grow up.

el dueuque said...

Hye, this life blogging from being drunk is easy. I gotta do more of it. Sergio Metri! Wjpppsoah!

Wondercat said...

New streak, undefeated when the duke blogs drunk. Stay strong little liver.

Anonymous said...

Wondercat


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Geofredo said...

Dueque,

I think Alf was right - you are drinking Fufu-Cooladas.

Time to get on it. By noon today you need to down a bottle of whiskey, barf on your keyboard while writing some real inspirational stuff. This post was not drunk.

"Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now." C.B.