John uses the F word to describe the return of Ian Kennedy
Second Half Sterling Index
Red Bar is 1st Half Average
A Pat on the Back, from John
New Sterling Guidelines Issued
The American Broadcasters Association has released the following classifications for cries of "Ballgame over, Yankees win, the Yankees Win."
Less than 5 seconds: WinWhine
5-6 seconds: WinGram
6-7 seconds: WinWarble
7-8 seconds: WinGasm
Over 8 seconds: WinMageddon
John Sterling, Ringside Announcer!
Anthony McCarron or Ed Norton? Who is it?
An Observation about the Nature of Humanity
Hear John's gift of song
A word from Suzyn
Hear John sing... Lady Gaga?
That's what you people voted.
Hear John's Record-Shattering WinWarble
After 15 innings against Boston
(And a 15-minute call after the game can save you 15 percent or more on your car insurance!)
That post came in at 92 miles per hour. Roadrunner High-Speed Online, from Time Warner Cable, is the fastest way around the Internet. Let's build something togethahhhh!
First half Sterling average: 558
Length of Yankee Game-Ending Win Warbles (seconds)
Hear the FORMER all-time longest WinWarble: 7.94 seconds, Boston, 8/08
“Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.” -- George Orwell
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