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Friday, July 17, 2009

Commish To Fans: My Goodness Gracious, Stop Bitching And Pay Up

Bud Selig

Bud Selig thinks that if you object to paying $2,500 for lobster and Yoo-Hoo at Yankee Stadium, it's because you just don't understand. Also, he's pretty pee-ohed at his gosh-darn granddaughters for driving him practically to the gosh-darn poorhouse.

"People don't understand: Baseball is the cheapest form of sports entertainment and, for the most part, of entertainment," he said. " I just bought a bunch of concert tickets for my granddaughters and daughters....My goodness gracious, these tickets were $200, $300, $400 apiece."
Between your endless poormouthing and the girls' naked greed, Selig's life is now officially a living hell. Happy now?

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