Monday, November 9, 2009

"Amnesty for Pedro" Movement Sweeping Yankiverse

It gets late early, when you sleep in the doorway of love.
- Yogi Berra -
Across the world, young people everywhere are joining
the movement to Absolve Pedro Martinez
of past sins... and to welcome him
into the Kingdom of the 27th Heaven.


They are thriving in places like Reading, Pennsylvania!

And upscale sections of Binghamton!



In outposts near Fort Myers, Florida!

And high schools of Utah!


Utica, New York!


Even Southern California!


Whitey Fraud's poolboy has joined!

LET. HATE. END. HERE.

8 comments:

Knobby said...

The only thing that bothers me is what prompted this all of a sudden love? Pedro did nothing but try incite anger and fuel the fire not make peace. And secondly the poll isn't proving your propaganda right.

adam said...

VOTE AGAINST PEDRO. HIS SUITS ARE UGLY. HIS WORDS ARE SCATHING. HIS PITCHING WAS.. MEDIOCRE.

dadlak said...

Can that girl truly be from Utica? She is drinking Stroh's.

The Ghost of Scott Brosius said...

Jeez, where the hell did you find all of these pictures?

Whitey Fraud said...

El Doofus is sick.

Please leave him alone.

He knows not what he says.

dadlak said...

@Ghost - "Vote for Pedro" (and T-shirt) come from the feature film "Napoleon Dynamite" of a few years back. Outcast Pedro runs for class president against more popular kids.

el duque said...

Ghost,

The photos are from the movement that is growing every single moment. It is the movement of love.

Love.

Whitey Fraud said...

It's a movement all right; a bowel movement.