Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Name The November Employee Of The Month Now!

El Duque,

I come before you with a humble and contrite heart.

I also come before you on behalf of Yankee fans everywhere.

I recognize that the people just named Kate Hudson Employee Of The Month for October.

But we are in November now.

And, for better or worse, November is the month that counts.

Use your power, kind sir, and name Hideki Matsui the November Employee Of The Month now!

Yes you can!

14 comments:

GWC3 said...

I second the nomination.

Anonymous said...

MATSUI
MATSUI
MATSUI
MATSUI
MATSUI!

TENTICLE PORN FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

BernBabyBern said...

If Sterling does a 12-second warble, then I think Hideki might have some competition.

Tim Betts said...

What about the most influential man in Yankee Stadium history?

michael kei said...

Woo! I was driven by Jeep to the Yankee's 27th World Series Championship!

Sean said...

Awesome win!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Without Hairston, we don't win that game.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnZ6Ktjynh0

Jim Leyritz's Cellmate said...

I sent a shipment of tentacle school-girl rape hentai to Matsui before the game. I think that seals the employee of the month for me.

Yankee Shamus said...

Tears...

Anonymous said...

This needs to be done quickly while he's still officially a Yankee.

VirginiaO'Possum said...

Runner up: Charlie Manuel.

Whitey Fraud said...

GOD-zilla!

dadlak said...

Is Matsui still a Yankee? When does his contract officially expire? Does NY State Law offer an exception for past employees who have not found other employment?