Upcoming Yankee bullpen lugnut Mark Melancon married a girl from Omaha last weekend.
. He's soon to become a wiser and more intense pitcher. Life has changed.
.She's going to demand the new refrigerators, vacuum cleaners and linoleum floor-polishers that only be afforded by a major league star. She'll want the finest chocolates, the best liquor and ultrablend filter-tip cigarettes for the afternoon soaps -- the kind of domestic dictates that regularly transform handsome young Scott Proctors into burly, hideous Wickmans and El Guapos.
.Predicton: Married-Mark Melancon will become our 2010 Bridge to Mariano... or face consequences too disturbing to be described in a family blog.
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