Memo: To Yankiverse
When is democracy a burning pimple on a big fat butt?
I'll tell you when:
When a truth-speaking blog gets so full of its child-of-nature-friend-of-man, new wave, astro-namby-pamby, p.c. fartwaddiness that it feels compeled to hold elections for what is obvious, if not unanimous, or even ordained by God, also known as Yahweh, or Yahnkeeh.
When is democracy a burning pimple on a big fat butt?
I'll tell you when:
When a truth-speaking blog gets so full of its child-of-nature-friend-of-man, new wave, astro-namby-pamby, p.c. fartwaddiness that it feels compeled to hold elections for what is obvious, if not unanimous, or even ordained by God, also known as Yahweh, or Yahnkeeh.
One special man is IT IS HIGH's Yankee Infielder of the Decade, and we all know who he is, and I don't mean Alberto Gonzalez.
Ballots? We don need no stinkin' ballots!
As IT IS HIGH Blogger of the Decade, I propose that we award the Yankee Infielder of the Decade award to the man who deserves it. By acclamation. Then we can move on to other issues.
Sexiest Yankee of the Decade
Humanitarian Yankee of the Decade
Greatest former Yankee prospect of the Decade
Smartest Yankee of the Decade
Greatest Yankee Partier of the Decade
Greatest Yankee Partier of the Decade
Ugliest Yankee Bartender Contest
Best In Show Yankee of the Decade
Best Yankee Actor/Actress of the Decade
Best Yankee Actor/Actress of the Decade
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2 comments:
InfielderS of the Decade.
We will need to elect a second baseman, third baseman and first baseman as well.
Doesn't Robin Ventura deserve a chance? It's his last chance for glory now that the Hall of Fame has refused him.
Duque -
You left out "Most Amazing Human Being of the Decade"
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