Wednesday, January 13, 2010

There is absolutely no Yankee news and no reason to blog, no reason to read blogs, no reason to do anything

This is horrible, ridiculous! This is what zombies write in their personal diaries.

THERE IS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE YANKEES, AND WE YANKEE BLOGS ARE HAVING TO SAY IT, EVERY DAY.

THIS IS OUR BEST RECENT NEWS:


1. Brett Gardner is current left fielder.

2. Johnny Damon still not signed

3. Our top 10 Yankee prospects listed

4. New statistical analysis shows Mark Teixeira good player

5. Uncertainty in left field

6. Yankees have no money to spend

7. Should we believe Yankees poormouthing?

8. Anniversary of day Babe Ruth first barfed on fan

9. Redsocks still skunky jerks

10. Jeet hoax brings new excuse to show pictures of Minka Kelly
This is just horrible. HORRIBLE. Right, Minka?

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