The Yankees once again can claim the single-season home run record

McGwire cheated. That's news?

Roger didn't. That's fact.

Sportswriters say McGwire will never make the Hall.

PUT ROGER MARIS IN THE HALL.

Or there will be trouble. That's all I'm going to say. Trouble. Believe me: You don't want that kind of trouble. Bad for baseball. Worse for you.