Eight Reasons Justin Bieber was beaten up and kicked out of Coachella

1. To get into Coachella, you need a sense of music.

2. He yelled "WOOO" during a poignant, story-telling segment of AC/DC's set.

3. It's a fun festival. People had fun beating him up.

4. Coachella wasn't receiving enough publicity.

5. He was perched on his bodyguard's shoulders, topless, blocking views of the stage.

6. They thought he was Nick Jonas.

7. He threatened to perform.

8. Come on, it's Justin Bieber. Like, anybody needed a reason?