Monday, November 9, 2015

If Trump is elected President, America will get great TV ratings

The higher ratings, in turn, will boost ad rates.

The higher rates will allow TV stations to add employees - English-speaking employees.

The new employees will spend their money on goods, lifting the U.S. economy.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

ALERT!...ALERT!...ALERT YANKEE FANS!!!! ....OMG.....PLEASE.....I AM HORRIFIED BY WHAT I HAVE HEARD TODAY!!! ... BRIAN CASHMAN HAS BROUGHT UP THE POSSIBILITY OF TRADING ANDREW MILLER????...ANDREW MILLER????...FUCKING ANDREW MILLER????? ...SOMETHING ABOUT TRADING MILLER FOR "NECESSARY PARTS"??? ...THEN AFTER THAT, MAYBE TURNING AROUND AND TRADING GARY SANCHEZ AND JORGE MATEO FOR CRAIG KIMBREL???? ..HUH?...WHAT???...GET RID OF OUR EXCELLENT CLOSER, AND 2 OF OUR GOOD PROSPECTS...FOR ANOTHER EXCELLENT CLOSER????.... WHAT??? ..HUH???...WTF IS GOING ON???.....AND THEY SHOWED A PICTURE OF CASHMAN TODAY WITH THIS CRAZY MUSTACHE AND GOATEE... IT LOOKS LIKE HE BELONGS TO THE FUCKING TALIBAN!.... I'M GOING STARK RAVING FUCKING NUTS ALREADY!!!!!!!

jdrny said...

Trump is an asshole and a dumbass. It's unbelievable that the moronic public even listens to this cretin.

How he even can get this far is a reflection on the idiotic voting Republican Party.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THE IDEA OF GETTING KIMBREL....BUT NOT TO DO AWAY WITH MILLER!!!!..DAMMIT CASHMAN!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!

KD said...

Yes, but Trump will also increase interest in NYC. More interest in NYC will foster more interest in its sports teams, especially WINNING sports teams. Therefore, Trump = more Mets fans.

This monster must be stopped!!

John M said...

Kimbrel is doing a good job on his late-night ABC show, but I don't see why we should give up Miller for him. I never got the sidekick guy he has, either.

Tom said...

Everybody's a winner, if Trump wins.

We will all win so much that we're going to get tired of winning -- which, as Yankee fans, we know is not actually possible. However, it does raise an interesting point for the Rules Committee. If every team goes 162-0, who goes to the Wild Card Game?

LiberalsAreSensitive #MyFeelingsAreHurt #UofMissouriStudent said...

Jdrny, the alternative is Clinton. So we have no choice but to vote for trump. Kind of like 2004. No way in hell we let Kerry win. Besides, trump doesn't play politics like you and other left wing loons do. Btw, how's fantasy island?

LiberalsAreSensitive #MyFeelingsAreHurt #UofMissouriStudent said...

Jdrny, the alternative is Clinton. So we have no choice but to vote for trump. Kind of like 2004. No way in hell we let Kerry win. Besides, trump doesn't play politics like you and other left wing loons do. Btw, how's fantasy island?

joe de pastry said...

Do you people think Trump really wants to give up his current life to sit in the White House? He's in it for the money, which he'll get more of with his next "reality" show than he'd ever get from being President, which ain't happening anyway.

LiberalsAreSensitive #MyFeelingsAreHurt #UofMissouriStudent said...

Looks like it is. Sorry