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I like this video. I only wish that Mr. Met would have shown up to tal about his new porno.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOVE THE VIDEO... HEY, I JUST SPOKE TO A MET FAN FRIEND OF MINE...THIS WAS HIS EXACT COMMENT.... "I KNOW THE METS ARE THE BETTER TEAM...".....I JUST SMILED....CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?.....4 GAMES TO 1, AND HE THINKS THE METS WERE THE BETTER TEAM...ANYONE WHO IS NOT BLINDED BY THEIR OWN FAVORITISM, CAN EASILY SEE, THE ROYALS WERE BY FAR, THE BETTER TEAM...WAYYYYY BETTER!!! .... OH WELL, HE REALLY IS A GOOD GUY, BUT HE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE IN HIS LIFE WHEN HE CHOSE THE METS OVER THE YANKEES AS HIS FAVORITE TEAM....THAT'S SOMETHING I ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM WITH MY WHOLE LIFE...YOU'RE BORN, YOU BEGIN TO GROW UP, YOU START TO PLAY AND PAY ATTENTION TO BASEBALL, AND THEN INSTEAD OF CHOOSING THE SIDE OF THE REAL, TRUE LIFE LEGENDS- (BABE RUTH, JOE DIMAGGIO, LOU GEHRIG, MICKEY MANTLE, YOGI BERRA, THURMAN MUNSON, DEREK JETER, MARIANO RIVERA, AND ON AND ON......INSTEAD THEY DECIDE TO ROOT FOR A TEAM WHO'S FEW HIGHLIGHT'S ARE CLEON JONES, NUDE IN A VAN.....( I JUST COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYONE CHOOSING THE METS OVER THE YANKEES).....
That's because you are a real American. People who choose the Mets over the Yankees as kids ( I can understand a kid who grows up in Kansas City becoming a Royals fan) are, for some reason, choosing to root for failure, for striving to breaking the mold once every 30 years. They see themselves as more independent, more iconoclastic and, therefore, superior to Yankee fans.They think ( mistakenly ) that it is easy to be a Yankee fan. That the goal of winning a championship every year is arrogant.But history and heartache have proved them wrong. Season after season. And they never learn. They have decided to side with the losers which, when you think about it, is the easy way to be a fan. Because:"If you expect nothing, you will never be disappointed."Yankee fans are regularly disappointed. More so in these dark years of hopelessness.But we'll always have 26 championships.
RIGHT ON THE BUTTON....WELL, THE MET FANS "EXPECTED NOTHING" THIS YEAR, AND BOY, WERE THEY DISAPPOINTED!!!!...THEY WERE CRUSHED, AND CRUSHED BAD. THEY REALLY DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS EVEN A "CHANCE" THEY WOULD LOSE TO KANSAS CITY....I HAVE HEARD MET FANS SAY "IT'S EASY TO BE A YANKEE FAN."....WHICH LEADS ME TO SAY, "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?" ...I GUESS THAT'S BECOME THEIR "GO-TO" RESPONSE NOW...DUMB FUCKS....MY STANDARD LINE TO MET FANS FOR YEARS IS, " WE GOT 27 WORLD SERIES RINGS, YOU GOT CLEON JONES NUDE IN A VAN." USE THIS ALPHONSO. IT GETS LAUGHS, EVERY TIME, NO MATTER WHO IS IN THE ROOM, AND GETS YOUR POINT ACROSS TOO....YOU CAN EVEN PLAY WITH IT A BIT. "WE GOT JETER BANGING SUPERMODELS, YOU GOT CLEON JONES NUDE IN A VAN."....IT WORKS!!!.....ONCE YOU GET THE IDEA, THEN IT JUST ROLLS OFF YOUR TONGUE LIKE 2ND NATURE, AND YOU CAN HAVE A BALL WITH IT.... "WE GOT JORGE GIVING SPEECHES AT BLACK-TIE EVENTS, YOU GOT WILMER FLORES."........NUFF SAID.
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