Now and then, even nice families raise a super-Nazi. As a public service, here are some witty one-liners to extinguish the looming fist fight over the turkey buffet. When Cousin Cooter starts talking about "rounding 'em up and puttin' 'em in a pen," try these soothing comebacks to put a smile on people's faces.
"Hey, you know what? You're a fucking moron."
"That argument makes sense... if you're a fucking cretin."
"Thank you. I always wondered how the world looks to a 40 IQ head full of oatmeal."
"Pass the cranberry sauce, you vile, piddling, brainless shithead."
"Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you stick your fucking jizzy, Jerry Sandusky-breathed mouth onto the bunghole of this bird, and whisper into it all your bizarre and idiotic personal views, because nobody else wants to hear them, you ridiculous, one-track, slappy-headed dick."
Thursday, November 26, 2015
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