Friday, December 30, 2016

My ridiculous New Year's resolution

Brand - Calories - Carbs
Michelob Ultra: 95 - 4.2
Yuengling Light: 98 - 3.8
Bud Light: 110 - 4.2
Busch Light:  95 - 4.1
Coors Light: 102 - 4.2
Corona Light: 109 - 4.5
Genny Light: 99 - 3.6
Heineken Light: 99 - 3.5
Michelob Light: 113 - 4.3
Miller Lite: 96 - 4.2

The lights of the New Year?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

....but, what about Tsing Tao, and Dos Equis?? Or Cartablanca?? Inquiring fans want to know. LB (no J)

Anonymous said...

STICKING WITH MILLER LITE.....TASTES GREAT, LESS FILLING, (EVEN GEORGE AND BILLY PITCHED IT LONG AGO)........ HONORABLE MENTION: AMSTEL LIGHT, AND THE SURPRISING KIRIN LIGHT.......... JACK AND COKE COMES INTO PLAY AFTER ROUGH YANKEE LOSSES, SHITTY CASHMAN DEALS, OR BIG MET VICTORIES.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, if I have to drink used-to-be-American-owned, Miller Lite is it; but Heiniken has the best beer commercials, and I think the ones I mentioned aboved add a bit of class (especially in Chinese & Mexican restaurants). LB (no J)

I'm Bill White said...

Ahem, Utica Club.

John M said...

Utica Club is where it really swings.

On a related note, Miller has resurrected its 1960s "If you've got the time" jingle. I guess if you didn't know it before, it's kind of weird. If you did, it's kind of weird to hear it come back.

Light beers are silly, in my humble opinion. You end up drinking 10 when you would've stopped at 5 or 6 with real beer. But then, most of the brands related to the light beers aren't decent beer anyway. (The wife is from Germany, I'm spoiled rotten.)

More importantly, are there light whiskeys? And even more importantly, can they ever make a diet whiskey that still tastes great and gets you loaded?

These are among the great questions of our time.