|Remember: It was a Yankee fan who shot Gaddaffi.|
El Chapo says Joe Madden overused him in World Series. Duh. He looked like Alphonso on a cardiac stress test treadmill. What was his famed fastball measuring at the end, 65 mph? I'm just hoping he didn't James Comey something. It's almost as if Madden was abusing him, choking him, terrorizing him, battering - um - hey, how 'bout that Matt Holliday!
Excitement! Glee! Hot talk in P-Town: Pirates may bring back Ivan "Super" Nova! Also, good paying factory jobs coming back! Back to free health care in emergency rooms! Clean coal, too! Gonna be happy summer in Western Pa. Boomers to become young again! (Oh well, we got human fire plug Tito Polo.)
Hank Steinbrenner shares "his vision for next Yankee dynasty." Seriously. That's what it says. I'm not making it up. That's what it says. He shares "his vision for next Yankee dynasty." And you thought the Internet was cracking down on fake news?
At pep rally, Trump exhorts Florida crowd to be Raiders fans. 'You people were vicious, violent, screaming, 'Where's the wall? We want the wall!' Screaming, 'Prison! Prison! Lock her up!' I mean you are going crazy." All in good fun, 'til someone gets hurt. Calgon Bath Oil Beads, take me away!