Saturday, December 17, 2016

Saturday breakfast sausage links

Remember: It was a Yankee fan who shot Gaddaffi.
Yanks will pay $27 million in luxury tax for again having finished out of the running. Not even a wild card. It's taxation without rejuvenation! For 14 straight years, we have been crushed under these onerous taxes to support Bud Selig's war and hair machine! Tell me, Yankiverse: Under what metric is this front office viewed a success?

El Chapo says Joe Madden overused him in World Series. Duh. He looked like Alphonso on a cardiac stress test treadmill. What was his famed fastball measuring at the end, 65 mph? I'm just hoping he didn't James Comey something. It's almost as if Madden was abusing him, choking him, terrorizing him, battering - um - hey, how 'bout that Matt Holliday!

Excitement! Glee! Hot talk in P-Town: Pirates may bring back Ivan "Super" Nova! Also, good paying factory jobs coming back! Back to free health care in emergency rooms! Clean coal, too! Gonna be happy summer in Western Pa. Boomers to become young again! (Oh well, we got human fire plug Tito Polo.)

Hank Steinbrenner shares "his vision for next Yankee dynasty." Seriously. That's what it says. I'm not making it up. That's what it says. He shares "his vision for next Yankee dynasty." And you thought the Internet was cracking down on fake news?

At pep rally, Trump exhorts Florida crowd to be Raiders fans'You people were vicious, violent, screaming, 'Where's the wall? We want the wall!' Screaming, 'Prison! Prison! Lock her up!' I mean you are going crazy." All in good fun, 'til someone gets hurt. Calgon Bath Oil Beads, take me away!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, I think this column finally explained why Prince Hal never smiles: with an assist from our Nobel Laureate:

Aaah, the Ghost of 'Lectricity
Scowls in the bones of Hal's face....

Not to mention, with a bro like Hankie....the true Hotspur of the familia.

Can't say this one's done much for MY appetite for breakfast, either, Duque - - and I'm not into Calgon bath beads - - plus, my DirecTV's out...lincendiary combo - - where's my Zantac?? LB

John M said...

Have to be careful with those TV dish deals. Weather can wreak havoc on your viewing. Of course, cable comes with its own luxury tax...I suggest the Bath Oil Beads. Cheaper, and soothing as a "Webster" marathon.

Alphonso said...

Wait. What?

A failure on the stress test treadmill?

I have one in my trailer, with a cup holder for "roadies."

Watch TV, drink Jack, and work out. All in one package.

Go Yankees.

Anonymous said...

GOOD 'OL JACK AND COKE......HEY GUYS, TRUMP SAYS IT'S OK NOW TO SAY "MERRY CHRISTMAS" AGAIN, SO..... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!.....YOU GOTTA LOVE HIM....GO YANKS.

Anonymous said...

No, all-caps, I don't gotta' love him; Happy Holidays to you, but not to him. LB

Anonymous said...

IT'S OK anonymous.....I LOVE YA....(TRUMP DOES TOO)..... MERRY CHRISTMAS!....HAPPY HOLIDAYS MY FRIEND.

KD said...

LOVE IN OUR HEARTS FOR ALL. MERRY CHRISTMAS!