Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Posted by el duque at 6:54 PM
The name Yoan Moncada will no longer torment me for perhaps the most troubling 20 years of my life.
I know, I know... Chris Sale is a great pitcher, a stern competitor, blahblahblah... But elbows are fragile, and Redsock hubris is divine - remember under Bobby Valentine, when they were going to field the 1927 Yankees?
Boston just traded the number one prospect in all of baseball.
My house. Super Party Mega-Blast. Bring booze. Bring inflatables, bring hockey horns, bring lead-based paint chips, bring those Brannock devices that shoe stores use to measure feet. Bring chaos. The Redsocks plan to balance the universe on an elbow. Is this a dream? If I'm out on the floor, don't wake me.