Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Big Party tonight. My house. Be there.

The Redsocks just traded the number one prospect in all of baseball.

The name Yoan Moncada will no longer torment me for perhaps the most troubling 20 years of my life.

I know, I know... Chris Sale is a great pitcher, a stern competitor, blahblahblah... But elbows are fragile, and Redsock hubris is divine - remember under Bobby Valentine, when they were going to field the 1927 Yankees?

Boston just traded the number one prospect in all of baseball.

My house. Super Party Mega-Blast. Bring booze. Bring inflatables, bring hockey horns, bring lead-based paint chips, bring those Brannock devices that shoe stores use to measure feet. Bring chaos. The Redsocks plan to balance the universe on an elbow. Is this a dream? If I'm out on the floor, don't wake me.

6 comments:

Parson Tom said...

Best picture award nominee right there.

Anonymous said...

GREAT PIC...... BUT, I DUNNO.... ALL DAY I HAVE BEEN WALKING INTO WALLS THINKING ABOUT THEM GETTING SALE....SORRY, BUT I CAN'T BE HAPPY WITH OUR FIERCEST RIVALS GETTING A TOUGH PITCHER LIKE THIS (NO MATTER WHO THEY GAVE UP)...... MORE POTENTIAL BAD NEWS...... FAT BITCH DRUG CYCLE KING PAPI JUST POSTED THAT THE SALE TRADE HAS HIM THINKING ABOUT RETURNING....... BAD DAY IN YANKEE LAND TODAY...BAD DAY......... IT IS STICKING IN MY CRAW THAT IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY IS DOING SOMETHING BIG TO IMPROVE THEIR TEAM.....EXCEPT US....AGAIN!.....(SORRY, HOPE I'M WRONG BUT GETTING MATT HOLLIDAY IS KINDA LIKE PISSING INTO THE WIND)...........EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA CHANGE MY PANTS....WHAT A FUCKING DAY.

Anonymous said...

EVERYBODY IS EATING FILET MIGNON, AND WE ARE EATING FUCKING GRISTLE GROUND CHUCK.

Anonymous said...

Where is Alphonso?

JM said...

I hope Alphonso hasn't done anything rash. After the sixth or seventh Manhattan, who knows what could happen.

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