2. What's your radio voice's longest known WinWarble? What... your announcer DOESN'T do WinWarbles?
3. When I come up, what will be my slug line for the Benihaha Steak House commercial?
4. Considering your franchise's history, what are the chances that I'll be able to share in a 28th world championship?
5. Can you guarantee that I can hit between guys who should hit 30 home runs?
6. How can I avoid having to pitch to Aaron Judge in big games?
7. What are the chances of me being someday enshrined in your center field monument area? Wait... you DO have a center field monument area, right?
8. If I join your team, can I meet A-Rod and Jennifer Lopez?
9. If we win the World Series, the ticker tape parade will be along the Canyon of Heroes, right? No? You're saying it'll be the I-30 bypass?
10. Does your radio voice believe in predicting baseball? Because I personally don't think you can.
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Is that true, KD? Are they going to put him out to pasture, send him to the glue factory, ship him to that big broadcast booth upstate? WFT?
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