Tuesday, November 7, 2017

WARNING: Sit down before reading this.


The Yankees did not, repeat: DID NOT, make a qualifying offer to Michael Pineda yesterday.



According to the Emerald City Swagger, "he's still got a lot left in the tank" so maybe he'll end up there.

I think I'll just eat an ice cream sandwich to celebrate Cooperstown Cashman's good judgment.

6 comments:

KD said...

Headley, Ellsbury, and now Pineda. Let's rent a bus and hand deliver these guys to Seattle. Throw Castro in there too.

All hail the Mighty Mariners!

el duque said...

Hard to imagine Big Mike's pine tar gumming up another uniform. Also, another team's cap askew? It just doesn't make sense.

Anonymous said...

KD HAS IT ON THE HEAD.

.....BUT I WANT SOMETHING DECENT FOR CASTRO.

John M said...

Whew. And yay.

HoraceClarke66 said...

He's not only merely dead
He's most really sincerely dead.

Anonymous said...

Horace,

You referring to FIDEL?? Huh?? If so, we could send him some flowers, I suppose - - that would be something nice, like all-caps suggested. LB (No J)