Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Now He Can Jog Really Fast

 

ESPN's Jeff Passan is reporting that Robinson Cano will be suspended for the 2021 season after testing positive on another PED test.


According to Passan, Cano will forfeit his entire $24 million salary for the year. 

There is no truth the rumor that Hal Steinbrenner was quoted as saying "I wish he was still with us because then I could have saved that money."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow and LOL on post's title and the joke about Hal.

Doug K.

......Since 56 said...

DJ just got a nice raise....good for him, bad for Yankee fans.

HoraceClarke66 said...

This is maybe the stupidest single thing I have ever seen an athlete do.

He had already been caught once. He was on the Mets, where the pressures are, shall we say, less than intense.

Why would you possibly do this?

Of course, we're also talking the man who let Jay-Z get him a big new contract in...Seattle. Not LA or NY, Seattle. As if a combination of commercial opportunities and playoff appearances would not have made up for whatever contract he got in the Great Northwest.

But Robbie didn't seem to care. As he so often doesn't seem to care.

I don't get it. Is he worried about looking bad on the field? Here's a tip: don't jog to first base. Does he want to be a winner? Don't go to Seattle. Or the Mets.

You get the feeling that, somehow, Robbie doesn't think these things all the way through.

DickAllen said...


This is what happens when you hang with Big Papi

DickAllen said...


Who was, as we all know, clean as a whistle

ranger_lp said...

Robbie Cano...don't ya know! SMH

TheWinWarblist said...

Hearts and minds, people, with a little anabolism thrown in for good measure.

DickAllen said...

Win, a comment of Shakespearean proportions!

A little endergonic processes might have lit a fire under Cano, thereby allowing him to reach the full ninety feet in a shorter time span.

But then again, maybe, with Jay-Z and Ortiz providing him with some constructive “advice,” they might have hastened the process.

Perhaps with over 214 million in earnings he might become part of a buying group in pursuit of ownership. You’ve got to think long term these days. Nothing beats criminal charges quite like a hefty bankroll.

Pretty soon all MLB teams will be owned by former players who will, in turn, become the new robber barons of yesteryear. Everything comes around again. Everything changes and nothing changes.

DickAllen said...

Win, a comment of Shakespearean proportions!

A little endergonic processes might have lit a fire under Cano, thereby allowing him to reach the full ninety feet in a shorter time span.

But then again, maybe, with Jay-Z and Ortiz providing him with some constructive “advice,” they might have hastened the process.

Perhaps with over 214 million in earnings he might become part of a buying group in pursuit of ownership. You’ve got to think long term these days. Nothing beats criminal charges quite like a hefty bankroll.

Pretty soon all MLB teams will be owned by former players who will, in turn, become the new robber barons of yesteryear. Everything comes around again. Everything changes and nothing changes.

DickAllen said...

Win, a comment of Shakespearean proportions!

A little endergonic processes might have lit a fire under Cano, thereby allowing him to reach the full ninety feet in a shorter time span.

But then again, maybe, with Jay-Z and Ortiz providing him with some constructive “advice,” they might have hastened the process.

Perhaps with over 214 million in earnings he might become part of a buying group in pursuit of ownership. You’ve got to think long term these days. Nothing beats criminal charges quite like a hefty bankroll.

Pretty soon all MLB teams will be owned by former players who will, in turn, become the new robber barons of yesteryear. Everything comes around again. Everything changes and nothing changes.

DickAllen said...

Damn me! Sorry for the repeats.

Isiyku Abdulahi said...


I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.

Nitish Kumar said...

LOTTO, lottery,jackpot.
Hello all my viewers, I am very happy for sharing this great testimonies,The best thing that has ever happened in my life is how I win the lottery euro million mega jackpot. I am a Woman who believe that one day I will win the lottery. finally my dreams came through when I email believelovespelltemple@gmail.com and tell him I need the lottery numbers. I have spend so much money on ticket just to make sure I win. But I never know that winning was so easy until the day I meant the spell caster online which so many people has talked about that he is very great in casting lottery spell, . so I decide to give it a try.I contacted this great Dr Believe and he did a spell and he gave me the winning lottery numbers. But believe me when the draws were out I was among winners. I win 30,000 million Dollar. Dr Believe truly you are the best, all thanks to you forever