I just don't care

I'm sorry. I should feel outraged, upset, betrayed.

But I don't.

There's way too much important stuff to worry about right now in the real world.

If some overpaid bozo took drugs that were legal 6 years ago so he can hit a ball harder, so what?

I don't care. It doesn't change my life.

Record books? Hall of Fame? Hot stove?

Whatever.

I root for the Yankees. I pull for the good guys but if some players are dicks, so what?

I cheer for the laundry.