Saturday, February 28, 2009

Andruw Jones Is Proving Me to Be a Genius

The mystery man who would've been my miracle Mickey is off to a Doug Mientkiewiczian start for the Bush Rangers.

Seven at bats. Six strikeouts.

(Actually, it might be six at bats and seven strikeouts.)

But he has a hit. He's batting .143 -- that's only 15 points off last year's pace.

Remember: Texas isn't paying him a king's ransom. They're paying him a Cody Ransom -- the minimum. What can go wrong?

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