Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The State Of The Yankees: SUPERFRANKENSTEIN

Bad Boy

We spent thirty trillion billion dollars on a new stadium/spa/casino priced for rich people who can't afford it anymore.

We invested the rest of our billions in a clean, baseball-redeeming home run record to be set by a lying juicer.

Now the money is gone. Wasted. And there won't be any more, ever. The Bruce Waynes and Tony Starks who can no longer pay for a loaded baked potato at the Yankee Steakhouse certainly won't be buying ads on YES.

Goodbye, money. The Yankees loved you.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's always darkest before the dawn.

Anonymous said...

SuperTom..

You get the "Oscar" for best visual of the year !!!

Anonymous said...

If a restaurant has "Gourmet" in its name, it's not.

Guys who talk about getting laid all the time are usually virgins.

Etc.

Stang said...

True, Whitey, as far as it goes. But not applicable to hot Bad Boys.

Anonymous said...

Case closed.

Anonymous said...

Whitey I told you my girl friend just lives in Canada. You wouldnt know her.