Syringe-Rod Square Pants

Sung to the tune "SpongeBob Square Pants"

sent to us by

Whither Goest Steve Swindell

A-roid, A-Fraud

Are ya ready, kids?

Aye-aye, Captain Jeter!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Aye-aye, Captain Jeter!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo,

Who shoots up with steroids
Does not have clean pee
A-ROID, A-FRAUD!

Can't hit in the clutch
Schtups Madonna does he.
A-ROID, A-FRAUD!

If winning world titles
Is something you wish...
Then make sure that
A-Roid does sleep with the fish!
A-ROID, A-FRAUD!

A-ROID, A-FRAUD! A-ROID, A-FRAUD!

A-Roid! A-Frawwwwwwwwd!
Arr harr harr harr! ( flute music )