Saturday, February 21, 2009

New John Sterling Calls for an Arod Home Run

Used to be:

"AN A-BOMB... FROM AROD! ALEXANDER THE GREAT CONQUERS AGAIN!"


Not gonna work. Now...


"THAT BALL WON'T BE TALKING TO SELENA ROBERTS!"


"OHHHH, DOCTOR! FROM THE PHARMACY ALL THE WAY TO GRAMERCY, AROD FILLS ANOTHER PRESCRIPTION!"


"A MADONNA BOMB-A! LIKE A VIRGIN, THAT BALL'S BEEN TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!"

"HEY, GEORGE MITCHELL! HERE'S A 450-FOOT PIECE OF EVIDENCE FOR YOUR FILES!"

"A... B... SEEYRINGE YOU LATER! A SHOT FROM FROM THE TESTOSTERONE ZONE OF THE PRIMOBOLAN MAIN-MAN!"

"HEY, THERE'S ONE BALL THAT WON'T SHRIVEL UP LIKE A RAISIN AND FEEL SORE AT NIGHT!"

"IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAIR, IT IS... A NEW BOAT FOR COUSIN YURI!"

(Hm-mm, John might also reconsider his Jorge call, "Georgie juices one!")

19 comments:

Whitey Fraud said...

Glad to see you're keeping your posts nice and tight.

el duque said...

Thank you.

Whitey Fraud said...

Good font choices, too, Ducks.

el duque said...

Thank you.

Rob Abruzzese said...

great stuff.

el duque said...

Thank you.

testanator said...

Really, great stuff.

She-Fan said...

My fave: Seeringe you later. Oh, duque.

Whitey Fraud said...

I just saw She-Fan's book at the local Barnes and Noble but it was heavily fortified (as was I) so I decided against shoplifting a copy. That wouldn't affect royalties, right?

She-Fan said...

I get 15% for shoplifted copies. Be my guest, Whitey.

el duque said...

Thank you.

Whitey Fraud said...

I think I'll just take it out from the library. Or wait for the Marvel Comics version. Or the Lifetime movie.

el duque said...

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

You're welcome.

el duque said...

My pleasure.

Whitey Fraud said...

Don't mention it.

el duque said...

I won't.

BernBabyBern said...

Thank you.

Yankee Shamus said...

Grazi...

The Madonna one was unbelievably funny!