New John Sterling Calls for an Arod Home Run

Used to be:

"AN A-BOMB... FROM AROD! ALEXANDER THE GREAT CONQUERS AGAIN!"

Not gonna work. Now...

"THAT BALL WON'T BE TALKING TO SELENA ROBERTS!"


"OHHHH, DOCTOR! FROM THE PHARMACY ALL THE WAY TO GRAMERCY, AROD FILLS ANOTHER PRESCRIPTION!"

"A MADONNA BOMB-A! LIKE A VIRGIN, THAT BALL'S BEEN TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!"

"HEY, GEORGE MITCHELL! HERE'S A 450-FOOT PIECE OF EVIDENCE FOR YOUR FILES!"

"A... B... SEEYRINGE YOU LATER! A SHOT FROM FROM THE TESTOSTERONE ZONE OF THE PRIMOBOLAN MAIN-MAN!"

"HEY, THERE'S ONE BALL THAT WON'T SHRIVEL UP LIKE A RAISIN AND FEEL SORE AT NIGHT!"

"IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAIR, IT IS... A NEW BOAT FOR COUSIN YURI!"

(Hm-mm, John might also reconsider his Jorge call, "Georgie juices one!")