It is high, it is far, it is JOHN! : Rocky has been saved!

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rocky has been saved!

Posted by el duque at 6:16 PM

You can't make this stuff up.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: I thought this was about Stallone hiring the Governator to star in his next movie.; February 26, 2009 at 8:22 PM
Anonymous said...: I hear they are packed with melamine!; February 26, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Fine dont kill it. Charter a private jet for it to fly back to its home ecosystem and bill this dummy.; February 26, 2009 at 10:25 PM

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