Coal in the Stimulus Day stocking

Stadium Insider has the news flash: Yankee weekend plan ticket holders awoke early and rushed to the mailboxes on this festive and joyous St. Stimulus Day to discover they're getting diddly squat.

Well, not exactly diddly, but these jolly old fans are a mite irked that their weekend ticket plans are now weekday ticket plans. The seats are nice, but they'll have to quit their weekday jobs and start working weekends if they want to see games.